Best Happy Birthday Quotes For Twitter

Latest & Best Happy Birthday Quotes For Twitter

 Here the best and hand picked Happy Birthday Quotes are available for you to post on twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp etc.You can choose anyone from these Happy Birthday Quotes to share your feelings with your loved ones wish him/her specially on Twitter.


  • “With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.”

    ― William Shakespeare

  • “Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”

    ― Janet Evanovich

  • “Let gratitude be the pillow upon which you kneel to say your nightly prayer. And let faith be the bridge you build to overcome evil and welcome good.”

    ― Maya Angelou

  • “Tucker: “But she gave me the perfect gift.”

    Clara: “What?”

    Tucker: “You.”

    ― Cynthia Hand

  • “My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well”

    – Voltaire

  • “Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new”

    – Sammy Hagar

  • “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake”

    – Edward Morykwas

  • “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

    – Lucille Ball

  • “Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live”

    – Unknown

  • “Birthdays should be remember, it is a special occasion that you must celebrate. Make it happy,you have nothing to worry about age but instead you or we should thanks the lord for all the good memories that we already experienced”and we should alway wish birthday through quotes

  • “Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old”

    – Franz Kafka

  • “The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.”

    – Oscar Wilde                                                                                 Happy birthday Quotes for Twitter

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  • “A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy”

    -Abhishek Bachchan

  • “The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where you prove your worth, they are the ones worth celebrating.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “As long as I am breathing, in my eyes, I am just beginning.”

    ― Criss Jami, Killosophy

  • “I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth. ”

    ― Ovid

  • “The best birthday present I ever got from my grandpa was a skinny black tie. It didn’t come in a bag, a box, or even rolled up in tissue paper. It came wrapped in wisdom. As soon as he gave it to me he said, “A tie would make a stronger impression on your boss if you used it as a blindfold and kidnapped him. That‘s why I bought you a black one.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “I’m reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the world’s first steam-powered fog machine. He’s also the guy who, after the Germans invented the flame thrower in WWI, decided to counteract it with his own creation, the candle thrower. The candle thrower was only battle tested once, and after fifteen minutes the war zone was littered with lit candles. Upon returning home after the war, some of the soldiers suffered such extreme and bizarre cases of PTSD that anytime a civilian lit a match or used their lighter, the soldiers would hit the ground and start singing “Happy Birthday.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work—in this case, my mom and dad. Or possibly my mom and the mailman.

    ― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  • “Just to show my dad that I think he’s number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “When I turn thirty, in thirty days or so, I might be feeling old, so I’ll probably call my grandma up, because as old as I’ll feel, she’ll be feeling older. Twelve years older.

    ― Jarod Kintz,

  • “My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.”

    ― Lynsay Sands

  • “A nugget of wisdom is more valuable than a nugget of gold—and considerably harder to pan out of a river. I’ll be 33 in March, and all I’ve found so far is fool’s gold. Still, I was able to trade it for political favors.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “There is still no cure for the common birthday.”

    ― John Glenn

  • “We had a blast at my magical birthday party. There were midgets, fairies, glass slippers, and I actually got to ride in a pumpkin.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “I wrapped your birthday present in carpet, because I bought you a floor. It’s so you have something other than me to walk all over.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “I’ll make your heart melt like a puddle of love. Then I’ll swim across it—nude. Pricing for birthday parties does include the midgets.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “Take me to Happy Birthday Land. It’s open 364 days of the year, and the one day of the year it’s closed for cleaning happens to be my birthday. 

    ― Jarod Kintz,

  • “My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, so I’m half expecting her to buy me a portable bathtub to go along with it.”

    ― Jarod Kintz,

  • “The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.”

    ― Jarod Kintz

  • “When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to Island Number 1001.”

    ― Jarod Kintz,

  • “If we could celebrate our birthday on any day of the year, would you choose the one you were born on? I’d be a fool and a liar if I told you I didn’t want to celebrate my birthday on April 1st. And you know I’m no liar.”

    ― Jarod Kintz,

  • “I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with the Oscars. That’s why I’m having the awards ceremony after we eat cake and I open my presents.

    ― Jarod Kintz,

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