Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

Here you will get best collection of Funniest Happy Birthday Quotes. Its challenge try not to laugh while reading these Funny Birthday Quotes.

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  • Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirement home and one says,

    “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?” Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!” “Really? like a newborn baby?” “Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

  • The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!

  • The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.

  • There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

  • There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

  • They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest

  • The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!

  • The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.

  • There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

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  • There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

  • They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.

  • Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

  • Forget about the past, you can’t change it, Forget about the future, you can’t predict it, Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

  • Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

  • You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Young No Mo

  • I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!

  • How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday in Funniest way.

  • You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!

  • Wishing you the happiness of good friends, the joy of a happy family, and the wonder of the holiday season. Have a memorable thanks giving!

  • I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

  • I like you . when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless. Happy Birthday.

  • You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!

  • I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

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