Funny Happy Birthday Messages

Funny Happy Birthday Messages


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  • Just  remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

  • They say love is all you need… So I forgot to buy a birthday present. Happy Birthday!

  • That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.

  • Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

  • I’m just here for the cake.

  • It takes a long time to grow  young -Pablo Picasso Happy Birthday young lady!

  • I keep my head held high and smile, because there are people who will kill to see me fall.

  • Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

  • To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age.

  • Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!Money’s tight Times are hard

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  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

  • Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

  • You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

  • So many candles… so little cake

  • Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

  • We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

  • Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake of your birthday.

  • Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser.Happy birthday

  • On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

  • Another year, another new place that aches.

  • I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

  • Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

  • You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.

  • Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

  • You’re another year older and another year wiser

    So put your brain to work

    And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.

  • Two tips on your birthday:

    1) Forget the past, you can’t change it.

    2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

  • Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”

  • Happy birthday you old fart.

  • You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.


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